Better Than Pork A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork. Have you actually ever tasted it?" The rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you're supposed to be celibate, but...?" The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

Ile Pan chce zarabiać? Pod koniec rozmowy o pracę Kadrowa pyta młodego absolwenta, "Ile chciałby Pan zarabiać na początek?" Kandydat odpowiada, "W granicach 3000 miesięcznie, w zależności od dodatków." Kadrowa na to, "Dobrze, a co by Pan powiedział na dodatki takie jak pięciotygodniowy urlop, darmowa opieka medyczna i dentystyczna, firmowa emerytura po 20 latach pracy, i firmowy samochód - powiedzmy, BMW?" Kandydat zaskoczony, "Wow!!! Pani chyba żartuje?" "Tak, ...ale to Pan pierwszy zaczął."

Bad Japanese economy According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

Trzeba pomóc żonie Kowalski idzie porozmawiać z kierownikiem. "Szefie," mówi, "robimy jutro w domu generalne porządki i żona prosiła, żeby jej pomóc i poprzenosić graty z garażu na strych, no i..." "Wykluczone, Kowalski, i tak mamy mało rąk do pracy " odpowiada kierownik. "Nie dam Ci wolnego." "Dzięki, szefie," mówi Kowalski "Wiedziałem, że na Pana można liczyć!"